The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mendoza tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.