The Intentional Grounding Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Mendoza sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mendoza, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.