The Snap Count Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mendoza will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mendoza, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.