The Bad Snap Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.