The Sack Spiral Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mendoza's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mendoza's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.