The Bad Snap Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mendoza's stadium. Only over Mendoza.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mendoza's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.