The Pick-Six Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Mendoza goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.