The Late Scratch Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mendoza tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mendoza's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.