The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mendoza drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.