The Intentional Grounding Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- The broadcast shows Mendoza on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mendoza will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.