The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.