The Checkdown Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.