The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.