The Checkdown Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mendoza: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mendoza's stadium. Only over Mendoza.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.