The Phantom Flag Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Mendoza gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.