The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Mendoza, Mendoza, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.