The Bad Snap Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Mendoza: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Mendoza takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.