The Butter-Finger Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The QB looks at Wilson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.