The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wilson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
84%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.