The Butter-Finger Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.