The Shadow Coverage Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.