The Snap Count Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Wilson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.