The Shadow Coverage Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.