The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.