The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Wilson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
85%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.