The Late Scratch Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Wilson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.