The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.