The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Wilson was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.