The Butter-Finger Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Wilson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Breece Hall
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.