The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.