The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Breece Hall
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.