The Shadow Coverage Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.