The Late Scratch Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.