The Butter-Finger Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.