The Inch-Short Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.