The Mystery Tweak Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Wilson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.