The Phantom Holding Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.