The Phantom Flag Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Wilson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.