The Snap Count Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.