The Mystery Tweak Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.