The Sideline-Scold Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smith's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.