The Snap Count Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Smith will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.