The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.