The Sack Spiral Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Smith's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.