The Snap Count Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.