The Mystery Tweak Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Smith, the end zone is a rumor.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.