The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Smith will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
75%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.