The Sack Spiral Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smith, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.