The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.