The Snap Count Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Every deep ball Smith throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smith's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.